They're bad. Case closed.
TBSYou heard me. Eggs are the absolute worst and I am sick and tired of everyone trying to convince me that they're good. So I am here to once and for all lay out all the reasons why eggs do not deserve the admiration they constantly receive.Now listen here, I know damn well that eggs are oftenin many delicious foods, like cookies and cake. But that's not what this is about. This is about eggs by themselves, which are an offense to tastebuds at literally every turn.
It should be impossible for something to taste both bad and like nothing at the exact same time. And yet...I don't need egg on my egg. I don't need egg in the first place. Get that shit away from me!!!ImNoPCGamer / Via I've audibly gagged seeing someone cut into a sunny-side-up egg with their fork. It should be illegal.They have the word"devil" in the name for god's sake??? Have you ever SMELLED these while they're being prepared????? Only Lucifer himself could be behind that.Nay, a slimy, rubbery disgrace filled with CHALKY YOLK BITS. What about that is appetizing???
And I can already hear all you egg apologists coming out of the woodwork with,"ok, but wHaT aBoUt oMeLeTs???"
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