Step one: don’t work in a French restaurant.
I had to figure out a way to minimize the waterworks, so I didn’t look even more unqualified than I already was.
I don’t remember exactly how I discovered the trick that worked better than all the rest to keep me from crying while cutting onions. I tried every hack you’ve heard of. I chewed gum , stuffing a slice of bread in my mouth , wearing goggles . I became quite efficient at incorporating this hack into my prep schedule. Cut three onions, walk swiftly to the freezer, stick my head inside, take a deep breath, rinse, and repeat. Did I look strange and suspicious? Yes, yes I did. But I was already the only line cook who wore patent leather black Danksos instead of the muted, matte charcoal clog that the rest of the cooks wore, and tied an apron printed with aqua- and purple-colored moose around my filthy white jacket every morning.
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