I Am Obligated to Consider an Alternate Universe in Which The Notebook Stars Jessica Simpson

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I Am Obligated to Consider an Alternate Universe in Which The Notebook Stars Jessica Simpson
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On the alternate Jessica Simpson timeline, The Notebook is an irredeemably terrible film

Elena Scotti and Allie . That is to say nothing of the inexcusably ridiculous dialogue . On the current timeline, the film has only three qualities that in isolation offer any kind of redemption or enjoyment: Gosling’s beauty, his chemistry with Rachel McAdams, who plays Allie, and The Sex Scene.isn’t just a terrible film, but an irredeemably terrible film.

There is no sex scene, no racing through the rain, and we don’t see a shirtless The Gos stumbling up the stairs with his pants around his ankles, because Simpson has successfully advocated for it to be removed . Yes, the movie still has Ryan Gosling’s pretty, pretty face as Noah, but none of the chemistry with McAdams—and that chemistry might have been its sole saving grace absent The Sex Scene.

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