How My Dog Feels About the Quarantine by Janie Emaus in tenderlymag
have a college across the street from our house. A big, sprawling area with paths, buildings, and, best of all, a large grassy area where my dog loves to run and catch a tennis ball.There is netting across the open spaces in the fence. I could easily rip it and sneak in. And probably avoid the campus police who are patrolling the area. I’m not sure what they would do to me. If anything. But I don’t want to take the chance.
Please, please, please, let’s go inside. There is no one in there. Not even a squirrel. You can throw my ball for me and I’ll chase it and bring it back. Maybe. Or maybe I’ll just run and run and run with it. Why can’t we go inside? And then I can run and run and get rid of this energy. Because you know if I don’t, tonight I’ll just have to chew up your socks and those tiny pieces of clothing I hear you refer to as G-strings. You never put all the clean laundry away.
I hear you mumbling about the pile every time you walk past it. But, hey, thanks for leaving them out. Your lacy purple ones are my favorite.
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