A 45-minute procedure to take all of the birth control responsibilities off my wife's plate is honestly the least I could do, don’t you think?
I got it done two years ago, and all I heard leading up to the procedure were horror stories.
I shaved myself. One doctor, and two nurses, stared at me without pants on for a bit. I took some Valium, and when I got nervous and asked to be sedated, they gave me more Valium. The procedure took less than an hour. I walked home, put some ice in my lap, took some painkillers, and watched Netflix for a few days. And now, I’m right as rain.Now let’s compare this to my wife’s cesarean. .Mel, on the other hand, was sprawled out on a table, her shoulders and head sticking out from a curtain .
I’d often heard people talk about the miracle of birth, which sounded very pleasant, but the actual act of a birth was, hands down, the most frightening thing I’d ever seen.“Are you okay?” I asked. “You don’t want to know what they’re doing to you.”Suddenly taking my pants off while jacked up on Valium, and then spending a week watching Netflix on painkillers doesn’t sound so bad, does it?
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