Ryan Salame, former co-chief of FTX Digital Markets, began his 7.5-year prison sentence at FCI Cumberland on Tuesday. In a humorous twist, Salame updated his LinkedIn profile to reflect his new position as an 'inmate' at the Maryland federal prison.
People’s attitudes toward LinkedIn have been diametrically opposed lately. From complete disdain – like the service is not what it used to be – to passionate and selfless love. But few would argue that LinkedIn is an important element of modern corporate culture, and updating your new position or job is practically a ritual for many professionals.
And now, the day has come. And Salame didn’t disappoint us – he updated his LinkedIn profile, stating that he was happy to start aas an Inmate at FCI Cumberland. The man accompanied his post with an illustrative GIF image of people dancing around a cake with a cherry falling on top. If you have ever notified followers about starting a new position, the service also offered you this option, I’m quite sure.
I must say, people appreciated the sense of humor of the newly minted convict, because what else can you call some sarcastic congratulations on starting a new job? “Are you #OpenToWork remotely?” one of the responders wrote. “Bro does not want any gap in resume – recruiter’s fav,” another commenter added wittily.Some folks even believe that all of LinkedIn was created just for this moment and this very post. “I will not be convinced otherwise,” another person is almost sure.
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