FBI Offering $100,000 To Anyone Who Can Tell Them Whatever Happened To Love
WASHINGTON—Saying they would respond immediately to any actionable intelligence, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Wednesday that they would offer $100,000 to anyone who could tell them where all the love went.
“We are calling on Americans to come forward with any leads pertaining to where that special little thing called love went and if it will ever return to our hearts,” said agency director Christopher Wray, explaining that any information related to the last known whereabouts of true human connection, warmth, and kindness could prove invaluable to their investigation. “It’s important to stress that as recently as yesterday love seemed to be all around us.
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