Excuses, Excuses: Hilariously Bad Reasons From Cheating Exes

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Excuses, Excuses: Hilariously Bad Reasons From Cheating Exes
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This post compiles a collection of absurd and comical justifications given by cheating exes to their partners. Prepare to be amused (and maybe a little horrified) by the lengths some people go to explain their infidelity.

My ex said he was messaging the hook up ads on Craigslist because he wanted to see if they were robots. Lmao

He said he wanted to cheat on me before I cheated on him… I’ve still to this day never cheated on anyone before "You stopped doing my laundry", well, I was in a car accident and had back surgery, the doctor told me not lift, bend, or strain for 6wks post op."I have rib cancer and I only have 2-3 years left to live" He told his ex 6 months ago yesr before that.

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