.meganamram envisions the latest Tesla product: a new-and-improved human body.
My name is Elon Musk, and I am the C.E.O. of Tesla and the father of approximately one per cent of the current population of Earth and a hundred per cent of the future population of Mars. As you know, the human body has not been substantially updated in nearly forty years. The new Tesla Body will revolutionize, streamline, and vastly modernize the human body as we know it.
Eyes are very boring. Most of what plays in them is boring content . I will make sure that, in your new Tesla Body, the eyes will play only the funniest episodes of “Rick and Morty” all day, every day. If you want to go to sleep, it’s easy as pie—just put on your Tesla noise-cancelling headphones and slide in your Tesla Blackout Sleep Contacts.
I am a feminist and I listen to women, and basically the only thing women talk about is wanting pockets. I hear your shrill voices loud and clear. The Tesla Body will have pockets all the way down the legs, like cargo pants that you can’t take off. You can keep so many important items in your skin pockets: your Tesla Emergency Tent, your Tesla Flare , and your Tesla Map of Scottsdale! The map highlights all of my favorite sites, like N.F.T.
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