Are kids more annoying the more time we spend with them? (That was rhetorical.)
She'll sometimes go straight to orange after just one round of banana, or she'll forget and start the joke out with orange. Who even does that?! An assh*le, that's who. Once, hand to God, she ended it with"Banana you glad I didn't say orange." Maybe I'm expecting too much, but after 72 daily attempts, I no longer want to workshop these with her. She's made me hate jokes. Nothing is funny anymore.
Their incessant"watch me!" followed by some unimpressive couch jump used to have me oohing and aahing and declaring,"You're so brave!" Now that I'm hearing"watch me!" or"look at me!" or"you're not watching!" or"LOOOOOK AT MEEEEE!!!" roughly 15,783 times per afternoon, I'm ready to heave my couch onto the curb, and I'd consider giving them a taste of their own medicine by shouting"watch me!" as a type out...
will make your heart blacken up like a three-week old banana — you know, the one your kid begged you to buy while making once-cute monkey noises but then refused to eat. I can't wait for the day when my kids will teeter more toward adorable than annoying, but when that day comes, I will nod a bit more knowingly to all those friends who dutifully pretended my kids didn't get under their skin. I've seen what they've seen, and it ain't pretty.
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