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Harvey man’s guide dog killed in hit-and-run on Sibley Boulevard; ‘It’s just devastating’Kevin Coachman, 61, said he was knocked down by a car while he was looking for Lucca, though he is unsure whether it was the same car or at the same time the dog was struck. He said he never reported that because he was not seriously injured.
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Fast Track, West Loop Hot Dog ‘Institution,' Closes PermanentlyAfter more than 30 years, restaurant owner Ed Tefka is hanging up his hat. He opened Fast Track on the corner of Lake and Desplaines streets in the West Loop in 1991.
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San Antonio chef bringing burger, hot dog concept to recently shuttered Hello Paradise spotLocal cocktail guru Jeret Peña — one of Hello Paradise's owners — will be a partner in the new venture. SanAntonio SATX SanAntonioTX SanAntonioFood SanAntonioRestaurants
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You Can Finally Carry Your Robot Dog Around Like a BabySony has teamed up with Japan's leading baby carrier maker to create a disturbing accessory.
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