Dear Perfect Mom In The Facebook Comments: Knock It Off

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Dear Perfect Mom In The Facebook Comments: Knock It Off
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Keep in mind that you really are teaching us something about parenting: that we don’t want our kids to grow up like you.

First, I just want you thank you for showing up and letting us know how much better you and your sweet angel baby child are than the rest of us rat-faced, lazy, no-discipline, stupid moms and our dumbass, out of control feral children.

I have a little question for you though, does that stick up your ass hurt when you sit down? Like, does it go deeper into your anal cavity and damage your large intestines or are you pretty much used to it at this point? This may come as a shock to you but criticizing someone’s parenting when they’re 1) Not being evil to their kid or 2) Trying to do their best or 3) Just Venting is a DICK move. Dick moves makes you a dick. Did you know that? You’re being a dick which is actually worse than being an “ignorant” parent.

Any mom of 3+ kids will tell you that some pop out the womb meditating and laying hands on the sick while others karate chop their way out of your vagina looking for people to piss on and spit at.

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