The combined effects of an ongoing pilot shortage and the pandemic have resulted in fewer flight choices, more cramped conditions on planes, and one of the biggest industry-wide fare hikes in history
In other words, hold my handMaybe it was Socrates — I get the two mixed up — but either way, Greek philosophers got game, what with all the hand-holding and kissing on flights around ancient Peloponnese!
For some, flying is an adventure in itself, an exciting chance to meet new people and communicable diseases. Flying is full of mystery, the main mystery being how a fully loaded Boeing 747-400 weighing 910,000 pounds flies at all. Some people are afraid of flying, mainly people frightened of dying by crashing aerial fireball. This is silly because, statistically speaking, flying a plane is safer than driving a car, especially if a pilot is on board.
Fortunately, most airlines help distract you by screening big Hollywood blockbusters on tiny monitors that come with FREE fingerprints and microwaved lunch smears. If you’re lucky, they will hand out the world’s worst earphones, which unfortunately cause ear cancer. I’m kidding! They cause male pattern baldness.
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