Dakota Johnson's House Tour Is the Only Thing Keep Me Calm Right Now
right now, with coronavirus fear at an all-time high. But one thing is keeping me calm: Dakota Johnson’sLet me paint you a picture: Last night I was at the grocery store, stocking up on cereal and cans of chili I’ll never eat because it feels as if we could beany day now. In the checkout line, a person with no less than 15 jars of peanut butter in their cart started yelling at the shopper behind me for leaving their buggy unattended.
“I love limes,” Johnson says in the most pleasantly hushed tone, pointing to a giant bowl of the most beautiful limes I’ve ever seen. “I love them. They’re great. I love them so much.” Instantly all the yelling and peanut butter and apocalyptic vibes melted away. Wow, she’s right—limesgreat, I thought. “I wish I were a lime right now: shiny and green and sleeping in a bowl on Dakota Johnson's kitchen counter.”
Watching Johnson’s house tour is the best vacation you’ll ever take. Even a real vacation where, like, you go to a beach can’t hold a candle to it. It’s a truly transformative experience.
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