Goodnight Phone, a comic
Panel 1: “Goodnight Phone,” a comic by Gina Wynbrandt. The title card is a nighttime cityscape under a full moon.
Panel 5: The woman is brushing her teeth and gets a notification on her phone. It reads, “bed friend bedtime soon.” She looks at her phone screen, which shows her previous notifications and also informs her that she has 14 messages, 518 emails, one missed call, and two voicemails. Her life satisfaction gauge reads, “Okay.”
Panel 13: Gina is still in bed on her phone, but a Bed Friend notification interrupts her scrolling to tell her that “It is now 10PM,” which, it says, is her ideal bedtime. Panel 17: Dandruff Picker is open, allowing Gina to help Patient Freddy, whose scalp itches. She is prompted to pick between four tools: pliers, tweezers, a comb, and a double hook. No matter which she picks, she then uses the tool to take dandruff off Freddy’s head. After three rounds, he declares himself “All Better!” The game congratulates Gina and sends her a QR code with a 54 cents discount on a bottle of Flake Free Shampoo.
Panel 21: Gina looks happy. A notification tells her she’s spent money, decreasing her cash score, but her self-worth and life satisfaction scores have increased. A new notification flashes onto the screen, causing her to frown. She looks at her phone and finds that Bed Friends has ranked her as the #23,498 best sleeper. The top six are Shawn, Cindy, Anthony, Ralph, Lori, and Lalo.
Panel 25: Krazy Bait — with a nav bar of “Viral Epic Cringe OMG Yuck LOL” gives her three scenes of “Airplane Instant Karma” and “Lady Has Meltdown in Air” with photos and videos. School Chums shows Gina a series of wedding photos. Erika from the class of ’08 has married Scothanial Busch IV. Tim has married KaraLeigh, with their wedding involving an ornate horse-drawn carriage. Sloan ’07’s horse has officiated her wedding. They are more photographs of the horse than the groom.
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