While being graded like meat is nothing new for the famous, The Onion asked celebrities what they thought about their ratings on the foot fetish website Wikifeet, and this is what they said.
Jennifer Aniston “Nice! A perfect 600 score. One point for every toe.” Jessica Biel “I guess I have to come clean. Those aren’t really my feet—they’re a pair of slippers made to look like bear paws that I wear under all my shoes.” Katy Perry “Not fair. That was taken first thing in the morning, and my feet hadn’t put on makeup yet.” Jay-Z “Fuck Wikifeet. Use Tarsal, my artist-owned HiFi foot-ranking service.” Austin Butler “Zero stars is bullshit. I know lots of people who have a hoof fetish.
” Gigi Hadid “I’m a little offended it’s not higher considering I’m engaged to the founder.” Kesha “That’s not fair, they’re only rating two of them, and those aren’t even the good ones.” Jonathan Majors “It’s great! Look how peaceful they are, not kicking anyone or anything like that!” Helen Mirren “Those aren’t even my real feet. That’s how good of an actress I am.
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