Because honestly, why waste all that thumb energy?
where Theodore lies discontentedly on his crumpled duvet under the blue light of early morning. He searches for automated female voices to talk to down his headset to, to help him forget about his ex-girlfriend. Flicking through various tones he settles on a robot called SexyKitten who’s gifted with a low pitched purring voice, “Hey, I’m here on my own and I can’t sleep, who’s out there to share this bed with me?” she asks.
But rather than a mechanic mode of communication, voice notes provide a much warmer alternative to endlessly punching “wuu2” texts into an IPhone. They sound naked and stripped. Like a phone call except you can send them whenever you want, when you’re busy you can slur thoughts down the receiver in a stream of consciousness.
The first time I used voice notes was when a guy I was seeing started sending them to me. It freaked me out -- I didn’t want to reply, because who doesn’t hate the sound of their recorded voice? The way you squeak two pitches higher than you thought you did, say “like” at least five times a sentence and smack spit around your gums. “Bring me a McFlurrrrry?” he would say.
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