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These 'Fixer Upper' Homes Are Having Trouble Finding Buyers Almost a Year LaterThese 'Fixer Upper' homes are having trouble finding buyers almost a year later
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People who bought homes in the past 2 years could see 'significant' savings by refinancing nowHome loan rates are down about 1.25% from their 2018 peak, 'which can translate to $2,200 a year in savings on a $250,000 mortgage,' says Mortgage Bankers Association CEO Robert Broeksmit.
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WATCH: Homes flooded and cars submerged in the BahamasHurricane Dorian is currently slamming the Abaco and Grand Bahama Islands, where residents say their homes have been flooded and roofs blown away. Live updates:
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13,000 homes severely damaged or destroyed by DorianAs many as 13,000 homes in the islands of Abaco and Grand Bahama have been severely damaged or destroyed, according to initial assessments from authorities and Red Cross officials on the ground
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Jay Leno used to sleep in his car and squat in empty LA homes in the early '70sWhen comedian and former 'The Tonight Show' host Jay Leno moved to Los Angeles in the 1970s, he couldn't afford an apartment, so he slept in his car and squatted in empty houses.
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See inside one of the largest 'log homes' in the US: a $9.5 million mansion that comes with a temperature controlled 22-car garageThe custom lodge is now for sale in Florida and includes a 22-car garage, three stocked ponds, two creeks, and eight bedrooms, and more.
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