What's wrong with maintaining a little unwarranted joy in a hopeless situation? Well, if you let yourself get caught up…
What’s wrong with maintaining a little unwarranted joy in a hopeless situation? Well, if you let yourself get caught up in all the mystic beauty of a psychedelic turd shield, you might just forget that you’re a space captain who doesn’t know how to fly a space ship, hurtling through space with nothing but a ring of glowing feces to keep you space-safe!
No, he’s simply a man who spotted the visage of Pope John Paul II in a sea of floating poop and led the masses to see it too. As Frank notes when he spots the papal face: “JP was one of the good ones too — wasn’t even a Nazi in his youth.
“Do you use alcohol to fill the chasm left by the absence of fatherly love? Then come to happy hour, 5 p.m. at the Judd Sports Bar. Your dad won’t be there — he never is!”? Then come down to deck 5; it’s like Woodstock down there, but Catholic! But since Harrison is especially charmed by Captain Clark’s whole “charming Captain Clark” act, the plan becomes that the captain should schmooze him back to the side of Avenue 5 over dinner at the Captain’s Table that evening.
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