Trump's ImpeachmentTrial has raised a lot of questions about ... milk? bridgetgillard investigates
Photo: TOBY TALBOT/Associated Press Impeachment is upon us, and this is the singular question on the minds of hardworking Americans watching Donald Trump’s trial unfold on Capitol Hill this week: Can they drink milk there? They, being the senators who will possibly be doing the impeaching, and there, being the floor of the Senate, where, disturbingly, it has been said that members may drink only water … or milk.
Immediately our minds were racing: Whole milk? Two percent? What about nondairy milk? Nut? Oat? Strawberry or chocolate, surely, is not allowed if coffee or soda is prohibited, but who is to say when the rules are so strange as to allow just water, but also cow product? The detail inspired more questions than it answered, and the Cut was determined to find out the truth.
I shudder to think of what legislative proceedings would look like if this rule were truly abided.
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