The Onion asked Americans to explain why they have lost faith in the highest court in the land, and this is what they said.
“I have a feeling they may be affiliated with the government.”“One of them walked off with the Tupperware I brought to last year’s Christmas party, and it had my name on it.
”“Things haven’t been the same ever since I caught them looking through my stuff.”“I miss when there was just a moderate amount of religious extremism sprinkled into their decisions.”
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