This only works if we agree all together to do it as one—it's like herd immunity for public toilets.
In public restrooms, I usually have to try a few stalls before I can find a toilet seat that isn’t spattered with pee. I do not enjoy this. While I realize pee on the toilet seat is not a world hunger-level problem, it is an unnecessary one to have to endure with any amount of regularity, so I feel entitled to complain about it. Pee on the seat is gross and unseemly and ladies? It is beneath us.
I also deeply understand the crippling fear of potentially sitting in stranger-pee. There is definitely a special corner in hell reserved for baby teasers and puppy kickers where they have to sit down in a puddle of someone else’s urine over and over again for all eternity.But if you’re squat-peeing in an effort to avoid maybe smearing your thighs in the dead skin cells of strangers, you are not part of the solution; you are, in fact, THE PROBLEM. Not “part of” the problem. But THE problem.
The tricky thing about squatting is that we women can’t really control where our pee goes, which is kind of the reason toilet seats were invented in the first place. A woman’s anatomy is such that, in squat position, our pee is virtually guaranteed to hit everything but the intended target. We’re not like men, who are armed with what basically amounts to a water gun made of flesh.
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