They *will* drag you from your bed. It *will* be freezing. You might as well wear a turkey hat.
As POPSUGAR editors, we independently select and write about stuff we love and think you'll like too. If you buy a product we have recommended, we may receive affiliate commission, which in turn supports our work.get up and do a Turkey Trot."It's tradition!" they say, dragging you from your bed and out to the freezing-cold starting line at the local high school.
For me,that's the problem; it's the pre-dawn wake-up call — on a *holiday* — that makes me question if I should finally start pleading sick, only to make a miraculous recovery right before cocktail hour. After many, many years, though, the best advice I can give is to surrender. This Turkey Trot is your fate. Embrace it. Save your energy for avoiding your great-aunt's prying questions into your personal life.
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