Getting up off a plastic chair and seeing your sweaty butt-crack imprint.
1. Not having quite enough toilet paper to wipe with after a poo, so having to fold the tissue you2. And a bit of toilet water splashing up onto your bum as your shit ~plops~.4. And doing a poo that no matter how much you wipe, keeps making an appearance on the toilet paper.6. Having really dry lips, licking them constantly to help stop that, and then feeling like a creep.8. Farting while in the bath or shower and feeling like the hot water just intensifies it.
11. Finding a random bit of hair from your head elsewhere on your body, like wrapped around a toe or in between your butt cheeks.12. Getting a blister in a new shoe and then having the big ol’ blister rub up against your shoes while you walk in them.14. Spitting out your toothpaste while brushing your teeth and feeling a surprisingly big glob of food come out.
24. Cleaning out your ears after a while and finding a bit of ear wax so big and solid that the cotton bud can barely contain it.
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