Hold my hair, Cinderella.
When you finally walk your drunk ass to the pizza place and it's closed FOR NO DAMN GOOD REASON.
When you stick your head out of the window on your way home so you don't puke all over the Uber.When you get home and you have extreme drunk munchies but all you have is a damn apple.When you finally take off your heels and you can move your toes for the first time in HOURS.
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