'The doctor held up my placenta, and my husband said, 'Cool, we can make fajitas with that!''
"My water broke at home, and on the way to the hospital, my husband went two miles out of the way to drop off our rental movies at Blockbuster because he didn't want to get charged late fees.""I had just finished getting stitches when my husband turned around and said, 'You have no idea how much my balls hurt from these tight jeans.' If the midwives' tools were closer to me, I would've taken his head off.
""I was in the sweatiest moments of labor with my first child, so the nurse pointed my partner to a cool washcloth to wipe the sweat from my face. So he picked up the washcloth, folded it, then dabbed gently at my forehead like they do in the movies. I yelled, 'GIVE ME THAT!' and snatched it from him to wipe my own forehead.
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