Farting is oftentimes unpredictable...
"There was this kid in my class in elementary school who was full of energy with a weird sense of humor. One day he farted in class and everyone started laughing. After that, he felt like a comedian and started farting on purpose in every lesson. It was funny the first time, but the farting got old because of the smell.He stood up and ran to the toilets. Later we found out he sharted himself and the other teachers had to help him clean his pants.
I felt my stomach drop and figured it would be okay to let one go because the sound of the music would mask the sound. I was right about that, but I didn’t figure I would shart in the process. I darted into my friend's room and begged her to play a quick game of dress-up so I could get out of my shitty britches. I stuck my underwear in my coat pocket and threw them away as soon as I got to church. RIP Tweetie panties.""I was wearing a cute little dress on a hot summer's day when I walked into a FedEx to fax something. The store was basically empty with all the workers back behind the counter.
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